(the garbage will do)

10 08 2016 / 1,320,086 notes / source / REBLOG

catbountry:
chupicronian:
lamaenthel:
shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’
when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu
Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.
EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.
This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.
This is your average adult pig.
Big ole’ pigs.
Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

10 08 2016 / 563,666 notes / source / REBLOG

what the fuck this is horrifying

Just FYI I’m not dead you guys, I just started blogging over @ma-sulevin so I wouldn’t spam you with my dragon age trash

10 04 2016 / 4 notes / REBLOG

09 11 2016 / 146,521 notes / source / REBLOG

Also, the girl we’re hanging out with is totally my type and I’m too drunk to handle that

09 11 2016 / 2 notes / REBLOG

drunk blogging

Every time I drink I manage to announce to the room that I like Mark Ruffalo as a father figure and not as a person to have sex with.

“I don’t want to DO Mark Ruffalo, but I want to hang out with him.”

09 11 2016 / 3 notes / REBLOG

drunk blogging

Me:

08 22 2016 / 2 notes / REBLOG

grevenz:

Imagine a standard history textbook having to explain who Seth Rogen and James Franco are

08 11 2016 / 371,687 notes / source / REBLOG

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

andrewbelami:
internetopia:
fernhat:
inkblotpony:
deltasniper1000:
biff-donderglutes:
dongstomper:
golden-eyedghost:
areyoufromanotherplanet:
andrewbelami:
thatgurlataylor:
autie-commie:
boozevulture:
hamiltonthemusicalfan666:
ikazon:
andrewbelami:
Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
#We did it honey #the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)
this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen
congrats! your smokebox was blue
this means you will birth a Denim Child
*Jild
I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
The genre of their baby
Easy Listening Baby
Smooth Jazz Baby
post-progressive dreamfunk baby
Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby
ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T
>tfw no vaporwave baby
This post is a journey
what the fuck…….
Lmaooo

08 11 2016 / 662,010 notes / source / REBLOG

accio-shitpost:

shout out to narcissa malfoy, the only malfoy even vaguely able to be chill about anything

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